Dear Leif,
Mommy and Daddy have for some time, worked on perfecting the technique we call the "while we appreciate your musical abilities and culture, please don't come over and sing at our table smile" for when we are dining at Mexican restaurants with strolling mariachi bands. While we love your gorgeous smile and like that other people do to, we need to work on the above technique with you.
Additionally, adding in a little "boogeying" by nodding your head, waving your arms on top of smiling, laughing and shrieking at the mariachi man only entices him to stay and play for not one song, but four, while giving him hopes for either a return encore or a tip.
Please stop.
Love, Mommy
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