Tuesday, November 27, 2012

I just can't even start to explain...

It must be terrible fun to be a 2nd grade teacher and get to read the wacky stuff kids write. This is what came home today.

One sheet of paper with the question at the top, Leif's responses below:

"What do you notice about nonfiction?"

  1. You can't have that much underwear.
  2. You can't go in public naked.
  3. You can not fly.
  4. You can't shoot underwear in public.
  5. You can't surprise a robot.
I just do not even know what to say.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

The Red Man

Skadi has a set of favorite bath toys. She likes to switch from the Master bath, to the Master shower to the bathtub in her bathroom pretty regularly. But one thing is constant - her toys.

The mermaids come as no surprise. These little girls follow her everywhere.

The weird one though, is "the red man".


That would be Mork.

No matter what, the red man must be there with these girls.

I don't know if he is a bodyguard, father figure, boyfriend?

I tell her his name is "Mork" and she tells me that's a funny name. I told her that he says "Nanoo Nanoo" and she thinks I am even weirder. And when I told her he is actually from Planet Ork and not Earth she thinks I am completely full of it.

For awhile Leif decided he was going to latch on to Mork to drive the airplane that he likes to play with in the bathtub. True that he fits. And might be true that he was the only male action figure around that fit in there. But the fit my daughter threw about not getting the "red man" was legendary.

I suppose I should be a good mom and not cave to her wills. But there is that park of me that found it all so humerous... that I couldn't resist telling Leif that "no the red man is Skadi's special bath toy" and found him an action figure that would fit in the plane.

I have been wondering if I can find an old "Mork and Mindy" episode around anywhere...