AB: "Leif, what did you do today at school."
Leif: "I did Tumblebus and Cooch Brett and the Alkdjfiwoeurhg told me to stop, but I wanted to jump and I went on the balance beam and he told me to stop again, but I went anyways and he yelled at me, but I told him no and I did Tumblebus and Cooch Brett let me fly and the balance beam hit me."
NM: "Ok then."
After dinner while picking up.
Leif (in the bathroom doing who knows what): "MOMMY, MOMMY!"
NM: "What sweety?" (Running into the bathroom.)
Leif (standing on the vanity stool leaning on the sink looking in the mirror) : "Look at my beautiful brown eyes."
While playing outside before bath.
Leif: "Mommy can you lift me up there?"
NM: "Up where?"
Leif: "On top of the roof."
NM: "No. Why do you want on the roof?"
Leif: "So I can jump off and fly like an airplane to Colorado to see grandma."
NM: "Umm no."
Leif: "But I want to see grandma!"