Leif and I were in the restroom at Wendy's today.
Leif: "Is there someone else in here going potty mommy?" (in the not so soft voice).
NM: "Yes Leif."
Leif: "Can I crawl under the door and watch."
NM: "Umm no."
(Giggles from the stall next to us.)
Leif: "Can I pee on their shoes?"
NM: "LEIF! We don't pee on other people!"
(More giggles from the stall next to us.)