Thank goodness for a stranger's good sense of humor

Leif and I were in the restroom at Wendy's today.

Leif: "Is there someone else in here going potty mommy?" (in the not so soft voice).

NM: "Yes Leif."

Leif: "Can I crawl under the door and watch."

NM: "Umm no."

(Giggles from the stall next to us.)

Leif: "Can I pee on their shoes?"

NM: "LEIF! We don't pee on other people!"

(More giggles from the stall next to us.)