Weird things my daughter says...

To her teacher today at daycare:

"Actually I want my pee to stay inside my bladder."

(Both my kids start sentences with "actually" and "probably" to a ridiculous extent.)

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To me this evening:

NM: "Skadi what did you draw?"

Skadi: "It says humback whales are not allowed to draw on the door."

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In the car this morning:

Skadi: "I am going to punch you in the face!"

NM: "SKADI! We do NOT say that we are going to punch people in the face. We NEVER punch people in the face."

Skadi: "I know. We can only punch elephants in the face."