Spouses make for good blog fodder

AB: "There's a hole in my irrigation line dear NM, dear NM, a hole in my irrigation line, dear NM, a hole."

NM: "How did it get there dear AB, dear AB, how did it get there dear AB, the hole?"

AB: "With a shovel dear NM, dear NM, with a shovel dear NM, a shovel."

NM: "Why a shovel dear AB, dear AB, why a shovel dear AB, a shovel?"

AB: "I was digging dear NM, dear NM, I was digging dear NM, a hole."

NM: "That would have to be a big hole, dear AB, dear AB, it would have to be a big hole, dear AB, the hole."

AB: "It's a huge hole dear NM, dear NM, it's a huge hole dear NM, the hole."

NM: "How big is the hole dear AB, dear AB, how big is the hole dear AB, the hole?"

AB: "It's two feet deep dear NM, dear NM, it's two feet deep dear NM, the hole."

NM: "How wide is the hole, dear AB, dear AB, how wide is the hole dear AB, the hole?"

AB: "Six feet diameter dear NM, dear NM, six feet diameter dear NM, the hole."

NM: "That's a huge hole dear AB, dear AB, that's a huge hole dear AB, in my backyard."

AB: "It had to be that big dear NM, dear NM, it had to be that big dear NM, my lovely wife."

NM: "For why is it that big, dear AB, dear AB, for why is it that big, dear AB, lovely husband?"

AB: "For my bamboo dear NM, dear NM, for the bamboo that I ordered online."

NM: Silence. Fear.

AB: "The bamboo from my gift certificate dear NM, dear NM, my bamboo from my gift certificate that you bought me."

NM: Note to self... think through all scenarios when buying gift certificates in the future.

AB: "There's a hole in our irrigation line, dear NM, dear NM, a hole in our irrigation line, dear NM, a hole!"