Meet AB

Is this him?




Leif has told us since the time he could talk that Raffi, the guy on the back of his Baby Beluga book, was daddy. Tonight it was a little more extensive:


"That's daddy and he was SO happy to be playing his violin, and this was a long, long time ago. But he loves his violin, doesn't he?"


My husband does not play a violin.

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Or maybe this is him?

Now this I could live with... (kidding!)


When we watch the "Curious George song", Leif tells me that it is daddy swimming with George and singing. And playing his violin.


Apparently we need a lesson about instruments. I need to start pushing Little Einsteins again, I think.


Or AB needs to take up the violin.

Spouses make for good blog fodder

AB: "There's a hole in my irrigation line dear NM, dear NM, a hole in my irrigation line, dear NM, a hole."

NM: "How did it get there dear AB, dear AB, how did it get there dear AB, the hole?"

AB: "With a shovel dear NM, dear NM, with a shovel dear NM, a shovel."

NM: "Why a shovel dear AB, dear AB, why a shovel dear AB, a shovel?"

AB: "I was digging dear NM, dear NM, I was digging dear NM, a hole."

NM: "That would have to be a big hole, dear AB, dear AB, it would have to be a big hole, dear AB, the hole."

AB: "It's a huge hole dear NM, dear NM, it's a huge hole dear NM, the hole."

NM: "How big is the hole dear AB, dear AB, how big is the hole dear AB, the hole?"

AB: "It's two feet deep dear NM, dear NM, it's two feet deep dear NM, the hole."

NM: "How wide is the hole, dear AB, dear AB, how wide is the hole dear AB, the hole?"

AB: "Six feet diameter dear NM, dear NM, six feet diameter dear NM, the hole."

NM: "That's a huge hole dear AB, dear AB, that's a huge hole dear AB, in my backyard."

AB: "It had to be that big dear NM, dear NM, it had to be that big dear NM, my lovely wife."

NM: "For why is it that big, dear AB, dear AB, for why is it that big, dear AB, lovely husband?"

AB: "For my bamboo dear NM, dear NM, for the bamboo that I ordered online."

NM: Silence. Fear.

AB: "The bamboo from my gift certificate dear NM, dear NM, my bamboo from my gift certificate that you bought me."

NM: Note to self... think through all scenarios when buying gift certificates in the future.

AB: "There's a hole in our irrigation line, dear NM, dear NM, a hole in our irrigation line, dear NM, a hole!"