Not a day goes by that Leif doesn't completely crack me up. He doesn't get this from me - I am not quick on my feet with speaking.
We were in the car driving home this evening.
NM: "Leif what did you do today?"
Leif: "I will tell you when we get home and not a moment before."
A little while later...
Skadi: "Moooommmmmyyyy, supper time!"
NM: "Skadi baby are you hungry?"
Leif: "I am too, but I don't want Mexican food. We always have to have Mexican food and I am TIRED of it."
(And for the record we have tacos maybe once every two weeks and order take out Mexican about once a month.)
A little later...
Leif: "Hey mom, you know my crocodile that shoots water out of the two holes in his nostrils in the bathtub?"
Leif: "I am going to rename him."
NM: (Not realizing the crocodile had a name to start with.) "What are you changing his name to?"
Leif: "Squirting crocodile of Hannukah."