Open letter to all drug dealers...

Get rid of your 900 MHz phones. Baby monitors, the majority of them, also function on 900 MHz and therefore pick up every single thing you say when on similar channels. And unfortunately for you, baby monitors don’t have a wide range of channel choices to tune out and remain oblivious to your business dealings.

<>So Mr. Slimeball (aka Sarah and Samantha’s boyfriend), while I have enjoyed getting to know you over the last few weeks (not), with any luck I will be saying “ta ta” to you and your slimeball ways. As a concerned parent who doesn’t want your crap in my backyard (literally), I will be making a phone call to a connection at the Drug Clean Up section of the police department to provide them with your phone number. Expect a visit.